Top 10 Signs You May Not Be Ready For A Traditional Dojo

• You refuse to wear a white gi after Labor Day


• You think a bo is something you shoot arrows with and a sai is something you do watching a pretty sunset


• All this punching is “ok,” but you really want to learn how to defy gravity


• Rex-Kwon-Do sounds really cool


• Instead of learning to tie your belt, you prefer to look for a clip-on


• Sweat makes you queasy


• You pull a hamstring learning to bow


• You can’t help saying gesundheit every time the instructor says shizentai


• You insist on wearing your cell phone in class


• Taisabaki sounds like your favorite entrée at a Japanese Steak House


• You wonder why Pat Morita’s picture isn’t on the Kamiza